Posted 20 minutes ago

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

Posted 46 minutes ago
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Posted 1 hour ago
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
Posted 2 hours ago

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

Posted 2 hours ago

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

thebananaparadox:

What’s annoying is when part of you wants to get in good shape and look really good and the other is like fuck healthy eating lets eat brownies for breakfast 

Posted 3 hours ago

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: puyopuyofever-remade)

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago
kittiezandtittiez:

time to write a book

kittiezandtittiez:

time to write a book

Posted 6 hours ago

jesus-everywhere:

Jesus Dealing Some Folexes

Posted 7 hours ago

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

Posted 7 hours ago

blood-leopard:

plus-size-barbiee:

God I have such a crush on her

Fuck.

(Source: jaybird-chirps)

Posted 8 hours ago